2009/07/09

另類煙民

膠袋徵費,夜場禁煙,環保和健康意識,逐步在港扎根。

有時消遣,損友或客戶遞來香煙,多數來者不拒,抽的是「應酬煙」。

十多年來,買煙不超過四十包,雖然很多牌子都買過,但抽來抽去都沒成癮,也是「人玩煙」居多。

以前在卡拉 OK客串伴唱,為求投入角色,必須抽根煙,否則太像傑出青年,跟愁雲慘霧的 K歌格格不入,最多效法克林頓抽大麻,不吸進肺就是。

這樣玩煙法,往往一包煙抽完,已是幾個月後。試過乾洗外套,才從內袋發現半包過眼雲煙。這個「食又得;唔食又得」的成癮初階,竟維持了十多年。

記得有次在桑拿休息室的沙發上,好奇打開旁邊的亞加力盒子,原來它存放了三種不同牌子的香煙,才提起一根,已有侍應不疾不徐地上前躬身點火,教人喜出望外; 反而,在某些場合,彼此欲語還休時,為防精神虛脫,抽根「緣盡於此煙」,呼出的二手煙,越過語言邊界,吞噬歡愉後的空虛,然後慢動作擠熄煙蒂,倒有點《2046》的情調。

如今,連可以讓我等另類煙民抽根煙的酒吧都禁煙了,那就索性「戒煙」算了。

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6 段留言:

Anonymous 匿名 ...

渣 Sir,

禁煙對你哩種間歇性煙民當然無乜影響啦, 最多就係唱歌仔時無得在煙霧迷漫中扮型嘅啫, 但對煙剷如我般就真攞命囉 !

9/7/09 12:16  
Blogger Troubadour 吟遊詩人 ...

...用了一支煙的時間掛念誰...

9/7/09 14:02  
Blogger 中產管數男 ...

祝戒煙成功

9/7/09 22:23  
Blogger imak ...

夜場禁煙, 依家去唱K要索的是「應酬K」。

10/7/09 15:35  
Blogger 若缺齋老人 ...

我個人唔食煙,亦對二手煙恨之入骨,不過都覺得諗"夜場禁煙"出來既仁兄真係創意十足:根本係煙民既地方,好似我唔食煙既人根本唔會去,偏偏就搵咁涇渭分明既地方來搞!

11/7/09 07:31  
Blogger Chiuji ...

你竟然曾在卡拉 OK客串伴唱?

14/7/09 17:39  

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